Category Archives: Ludite ludo

Ci-ne-ma-va-zut … Australia

This is a nice story. Worth seeing. In northern Australia at the beginning of World War II, an English aristocrat inherits a cattle station the size of Maryland. When English cattle barons plot to take her land, she reluctantly joins … Continue reading

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Update (Boc si Bach)

Scriam acum fix doua saptamani la de fostul purtator de vorbe al gubernului Boc Domnu Rares (un fel de Domn’Costel de Cluj). Zice-se ca un tanar fost ziarist, fost europarlamentar, (fost ? sic) purtator cu vorba al guvernului, [..] a … Continue reading

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Banned advert 4 ClickNet

– Miss, miss, you lost your umbrella !

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Ci-ne-ma-va-zut …

[I.2009] Underworld: Rise of the Lycans[I.2009] Paul Blart: Mall Cop[I.2009] Balls Out Gary the Tennis Coach[XII.2008] Extreme Movie[II.2009] Still Waiting[XII.2008] The Tale Of Despereaux[III.2009] Wonder Woman[IV.2007] My Name Is Bruce[III.2009] Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective

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Ci-ne-ma-va-zut … Nunta muta

– update 19.02/ 7:27PM GMT+9 Deci l’am vazut aseara. E bine! Uneori razi, uneori plangi . Razi de ce’am fost, razi de ce’am ajuns. Are sex, injuraturi, sinucigasi, handicapati, curve si idioti. Locurile comune ale filmelor de dupa. Daca nu … Continue reading

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Ci-ne-ma-va-zut …

Tokyo Gore Police – a bloody good movie! by Yoshihiro Nishimura; stars Eihi Shiina as Ruka, a vengeful police officer. Plot(wikipedia): The film is set in a near future anarchic Japan. A mad scientist known as “Key Man” has created … Continue reading

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Ci-ne-ma-va-zut …

[ii.2009] Thick as Thieves [ii.2009] The Pink Panther 2 [xii.2008] Yes Man [xii.2008] Seven Pounds [x.2008] How To Lose Friends & Alienate People [viii.2008] Swing vote [ii.2008] The Accidental Husband

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Men explained

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets … Continue reading

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Ce-si doresc barbatii

Un tamagochi lansat in japonia le invata ce-si doresc barbatii pe femeile intre 20, 39 de ani care vor sa se casatoreasca din dragoste. Firma Bandai Co, Ltd. anunta lansarea in Japonia a unui nou dispozitiv revolutionar MOTEKYU (indexul barbatilor) … Continue reading

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Don’t piss off an old lady..

Don’t piss off an old lady. Old lady blows impatient stunt in Mercedes SLK

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MacBook Wheel

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard Înainte de iPad a existat MacBook Wheel. Primul laptop fără tastatura bazat pe iPod.

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Goodnight my Love

Goodnight, my love,the tired old moon is decending,good nightmy love,my moment with you now is ending.It was so heavenly,holding you,close to me,it will be heavenly,to hold you,again,in my dreams.The stars,above,has promised to meet us tomorrow,till then,my love,how dreary the new … Continue reading

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Computer Geeks and Marriage

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself … Continue reading

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Are you PC addicted ?

Did you ever experience a sudden rush to check emails while ……

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Japanese flavour – Jokes about..

A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam. The question asked: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, … Continue reading

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Romanian flavour – Happy cows give more milk

Happy cows give more milk By Komfie Manalo – All Headline News Foreign Correspondent Romanesti, Romania (AHN) – This was the belief of five Romanian farmers who are now subject of police investigation after they were found to have been … Continue reading

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The joke

A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lips, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, … Continue reading

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Japanese flavour – Osaka, Aquarium

Have u ever waited in a row 30 minutes at 45.C and 50% RH to get to see Noth Pole penguins? The folowing video shows them beeing fish feed: while this one gives an under water perspective: Well it is … Continue reading

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Certified Alien

Dear friends, According to the Japanese Ministry of Justice I’m a certified alien. I’ve just received it (the certificate) and I was eager to share the news with you all. Don’t be surprised if I get the looks too…

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Made in Japan, very good !

“There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his … Continue reading

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Hmmm looks so not like me ..

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young … Continue reading

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La hotel – Toyoko-Inn

Toaleta electronica ….

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