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Dolibarr NFSW

Azi făcând niște reglaje în modulele Dolibarr am aflat cu ce se fac plățile în Botswana. PS. Caut consultanti in implementare/adaptare Dolibarr.

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Paris Fashion Week

Asa cum se poate observa din fotografia de mai jos anul acesta la Paris Fashion Week se poarta epilatul brazilian. Continue reading

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Wikileaks – ultimele cablograme – august 2011

Majoritatea cablogramelor vechi (28.12.1966 la 28.02.2010) ale wikileaks au fost publicate in versiunea necenzurata. Primul  care le-a publicat pe cele in engleza ce care fac referinta la Bucuresti a fost Mircea Popescu pe Trilema. Imi ramane mie sa public aici in … Continue reading

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Ce face Mos Craciun cand nu imparte cadouri?

Copiii stiu ca Mos Craciun le aduce (daca sunt cumintii) cadouri. Comerciantii stiu si ei bine ca profitul din an pe barba Mosului se face. Sania si renii Mosului sunt mai celebre ca Paris Hilton. In acest post ne-am propus … Continue reading

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5,379,866,954

Tower defense e un gen clasic ce si-a regasit in flash a doua tinerete. Exemplul de fata intitulat Onslaught nu ar excela prin nimic daca prin grafica minimalista nu ar reusi sa va pastreze procesorul din laptop la o temperatura … Continue reading

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Criptograma transgenetica

Se da imaginea de mai jos: Se cere sa se determine după morfologia externa daca e vorba de un porc sau de o vaca. In susbsidiar se cere identificarea produsului căruia ii face reclama mutantul din imagine. DISCLAMER ([us-en] discalimer) la recomandarea cititorilor: “nu … Continue reading

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Cum sa obtii multe voturi

Acest post a fost scris special pentru a obtine cat mai multe voturi pe fain in cel mai scurt timp posibil. Continue reading

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Explore the Carpathian garden

Nu voi insista asupra excelentei alegeri a publicului tânta: turisti atrasi de aventura. Nu voi insista asupra titlului “Explore the Carpathian garden” deși merita insistat mai mult in presa asupra potențialului etno-botanic (satele romanesti si flora urbana) pe care il depozitează latent spațiul Carpatic. Continue reading

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De ce va șterg din twitter

Daca nu ati aflat, Burger King are o promotie secreta intitulata sugestiv Unfollow 10 twitter friends, get a free Whopper! sau tradus pe românește: De ce v-am sters pe toti din twitter Ideea nu e noua. Burger King au mai încercat asa ceva … Continue reading

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Despre sex cu Ayatollahul

Dintr-o relatare Agerpres, aflam de declarația Ayatollahului iranian Kazam Sedighi care zice cam asa: “[..] creșterea numarului de relatii sexuale nelegitime contribuie la producerea a tot mai multe cutremure” Nu zic ca-i complet eronat: doar știm bine fiecare din experiența (sper) ca sexul pasional … Continue reading

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Valentine’s special

Am hotarat dialogul urmator sa-l salvez din meandrele incongruente ale internetului si sa-l plasez spre procrastinatie vesnica aici ca un tribut perpetuu Sf. Valentin patronul indragostitilor. Ii veti recunoaste in scena urmatoare pe friar (Mircea), romeo (Geocer) si julieta (Ioana) … Continue reading

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Iubirea e oarba

De la alegorie: “O vaca a iubit un bou, dar bou-i bou si ce sa-i faci, ca mai iubea si alte vaci.” (autor anonim) La metafora: “Leoaica tinara, iubirea mi-ai sarit în spate fata.” (Marin Sorescu)

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J4WE – there is a reason

A squirrel is chillin’ in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.“Whatcha doin’ here?” asks the squirrel.“I’m here to eat some apples.”“But this is a pine tree!”“I know. I brought my own apples.”

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Cum s-a spart bula imobiliara in Romania ?

Cum s-a spart bula imobiliara in Romania ? A facut BOC !

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Ati trecut prin asta ?

Eram in drifting mai devreme si am dat peste asta (filmul de mai sus) la geocer. E beton!

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Doctorat Muzica

Putina lume stie ca eu am si un doctorat in muzica. 😀 Pentru toti cei care imi pun la indoiala cultura si urechile muzicale …

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Update (Boc si Bach)

Scriam acum fix doua saptamani la de fostul purtator de vorbe al gubernului Boc Domnu Rares (un fel de Domn’Costel de Cluj). Zice-se ca un tanar fost ziarist, fost europarlamentar, (fost ? sic) purtator cu vorba al guvernului, [..] a … Continue reading

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Men explained

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets … Continue reading

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Ce-si doresc barbatii

Un tamagochi lansat in japonia le invata ce-si doresc barbatii pe femeile intre 20, 39 de ani care vor sa se casatoreasca din dragoste. Firma Bandai Co, Ltd. anunta lansarea in Japonia a unui nou dispozitiv revolutionar MOTEKYU (indexul barbatilor) … Continue reading

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Computer Geeks and Marriage

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself … Continue reading

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Are you PC addicted ?

Did you ever experience a sudden rush to check emails while ……

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Japanese flavour – Jokes about..

A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam. The question asked: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, … Continue reading

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Romanian flavour – Happy cows give more milk

Happy cows give more milk By Komfie Manalo – All Headline News Foreign Correspondent Romanesti, Romania (AHN) – This was the belief of five Romanian farmers who are now subject of police investigation after they were found to have been … Continue reading

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The joke

A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lips, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, … Continue reading

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Certified Alien

Dear friends, According to the Japanese Ministry of Justice I’m a certified alien. I’ve just received it (the certificate) and I was eager to share the news with you all. Don’t be surprised if I get the looks too…

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Made in Japan, very good !

“There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his … Continue reading

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Hmmm looks so not like me ..

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young … Continue reading

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