Category Archives: glume

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Dolibarr NFSW

Posted on August 18, 2014 by Dr.A

Azi făcând niște reglaje în modulele Dolibarr am aflat cu ce se fac plățile în Botswana. PS. Caut consultanti in implementare/adaptare Dolibarr.

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Paris Fashion Week

Posted on March 11, 2012 by Dr.A

Asa cum se poate observa din fotografia de mai jos anul acesta la Paris Fashion Week se poarta epilatul brazilian. Continue reading →

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Wikileaks – ultimele cablograme – august 2011

Posted on September 4, 2011 by Dr.A

Majoritatea cablogramelor vechi (28.12.1966 la 28.02.2010) ale wikileaks au fost publicate in versiunea necenzurata. Primul  care le-a publicat pe cele in engleza ce care fac referinta la Bucuresti a fost Mircea Popescu pe Trilema. Imi ramane mie sa public aici in … Continue reading →

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Ce face Mos Craciun cand nu imparte cadouri?

Posted on December 20, 2010 by Dr.A

Copiii stiu ca Mos Craciun le aduce (daca sunt cumintii) cadouri. Comerciantii stiu si ei bine ca profitul din an pe barba Mosului se face. Sania si renii Mosului sunt mai celebre ca Paris Hilton. In acest post ne-am propus … Continue reading →

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5,379,866,954

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Dr.A

Tower defense e un gen clasic ce si-a regasit in flash a doua tinerete. Exemplul de fata intitulat Onslaught nu ar excela prin nimic daca prin grafica minimalista nu ar reusi sa va pastreze procesorul din laptop la o temperatura … Continue reading →

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Criptograma transgenetica

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Dr.A

Se da imaginea de mai jos: Se cere sa se determine după morfologia externa daca e vorba de un porc sau de o vaca. In susbsidiar se cere identificarea produsului căruia ii face reclama mutantul din imagine. DISCLAMER ([us-en] discalimer) la recomandarea cititorilor: “nu … Continue reading →

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Cum sa obtii multe voturi

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Dr.A

Acest post a fost scris special pentru a obtine cat mai multe voturi pe fain in cel mai scurt timp posibil. Continue reading →

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Explore the Carpathian garden

Posted on July 31, 2010 by Dr.A

Nu voi insista asupra excelentei alegeri a publicului tânta: turisti atrasi de aventura. Nu voi insista asupra titlului “Explore the Carpathian garden” deși merita insistat mai mult in presa asupra potențialului etno-botanic (satele romanesti si flora urbana) pe care il depozitează latent spațiul Carpatic. Continue reading →

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De ce va șterg din twitter

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Dr.A

Daca nu ati aflat, Burger King are o promotie secreta intitulata sugestiv Unfollow 10 twitter friends, get a free Whopper! sau tradus pe românește: De ce v-am sters pe toti din twitter Ideea nu e noua. Burger King au mai încercat asa ceva … Continue reading →

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Despre sex cu Ayatollahul

Posted on April 18, 2010 by Dr.A

Dintr-o relatare Agerpres, aflam de declarația Ayatollahului iranian Kazam Sedighi care zice cam asa: “[..] creșterea numarului de relatii sexuale nelegitime contribuie la producerea a tot mai multe cutremure” Nu zic ca-i complet eronat: doar știm bine fiecare din experiența (sper) ca sexul pasional … Continue reading →

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Valentine’s special

Posted on February 14, 2010 by Dr.A

Am hotarat dialogul urmator sa-l salvez din meandrele incongruente ale internetului si sa-l plasez spre procrastinatie vesnica aici ca un tribut perpetuu Sf. Valentin patronul indragostitilor. Ii veti recunoaste in scena urmatoare pe friar (Mircea), romeo (Geocer) si julieta (Ioana) … Continue reading →

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Iubirea e oarba

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Dr.A

De la alegorie: “O vaca a iubit un bou, dar bou-i bou si ce sa-i faci, ca mai iubea si alte vaci.” (autor anonim) La metafora: “Leoaica tinara, iubirea mi-ai sarit în spate fata.” (Marin Sorescu)

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J4WE – there is a reason

Posted on October 17, 2009 by Dr.A

A squirrel is chillin’ in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.“Whatcha doin’ here?” asks the squirrel.“I’m here to eat some apples.”“But this is a pine tree!”“I know. I brought my own apples.”

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Cum s-a spart bula imobiliara in Romania ?

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Dr.A

Cum s-a spart bula imobiliara in Romania ? A facut BOC !

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Ati trecut prin asta ?

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Dr.A

Eram in drifting mai devreme si am dat peste asta (filmul de mai sus) la geocer. E beton!

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Doctorat Muzica

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Dr.A

Putina lume stie ca eu am si un doctorat in muzica. 😀 Pentru toti cei care imi pun la indoiala cultura si urechile muzicale …

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Update (Boc si Bach)

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Dr.A

Scriam acum fix doua saptamani la de fostul purtator de vorbe al gubernului Boc Domnu Rares (un fel de Domn’Costel de Cluj). Zice-se ca un tanar fost ziarist, fost europarlamentar, (fost ? sic) purtator cu vorba al guvernului, [..] a … Continue reading →

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Men explained

Posted on January 29, 2009 by Dr.A

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets … Continue reading →

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Ce-si doresc barbatii

Posted on January 25, 2009 by Dr.A

Un tamagochi lansat in japonia le invata ce-si doresc barbatii pe femeile intre 20, 39 de ani care vor sa se casatoreasca din dragoste. Firma Bandai Co, Ltd. anunta lansarea in Japonia a unui nou dispozitiv revolutionar MOTEKYU (indexul barbatilor) … Continue reading →

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Computer Geeks and Marriage

Posted on January 21, 2007 by Dr.A

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself … Continue reading →

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Are you PC addicted ?

Posted on December 16, 2006 by Dr.A

Did you ever experience a sudden rush to check emails while ……

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Japanese flavour – Jokes about..

Posted on December 8, 2006 by Dr.A

A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam. The question asked: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, … Continue reading →

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Romanian flavour – Happy cows give more milk

Posted on November 11, 2006 by Dr.A

Happy cows give more milk By Komfie Manalo – All Headline News Foreign Correspondent Romanesti, Romania (AHN) – This was the belief of five Romanian farmers who are now subject of police investigation after they were found to have been … Continue reading →

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The joke

Posted on October 2, 2006 by Dr.A

A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lips, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, … Continue reading →

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Certified Alien

Posted on July 27, 2006 by Dr.A

Dear friends, According to the Japanese Ministry of Justice I’m a certified alien. I’ve just received it (the certificate) and I was eager to share the news with you all. Don’t be surprised if I get the looks too…

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Made in Japan, very good !

Posted on July 27, 2006 by Dr.A

“There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his … Continue reading →

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Hmmm looks so not like me ..

Posted on July 24, 2006 by Dr.A

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young … Continue reading →

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